hello，各位段友，
请准备好速效救心丸，
下面的内容很刺激！
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爸：还是古人说得好，
吃得苦中苦，方为人上人！
看来是我们把你惯坏了，
小小年纪不好好读书，玩什么早恋。
孩子：爸爸你说得不对！
爸：我哪里说错了？
孩子：有了女朋友，才可以人上人啊！
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对象说他家住平房，原来是真的
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时装店门前，一个显得很不耐烦的男士
向一位标致的女郎走过去。“
你可以和我讲几句话吗？”
他问。“为什么？”她满面疑惑。“
我太太在里面待了很久了，”那男士指指店内，
可是，如果她看到我跟你说话，她马上会出来。”
果然，话音未落，他太太冲了出来。
请问这是什么车？
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让蚊子无处可逃！
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我想我初恋了！
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货车司机有才啊！
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大爷永远是大爷
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我这就来，等着！
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我们这的鸡太优秀了
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上网看到孕妈妈吃葡萄，宝宝生下来眼睛大；吃苹果宝宝皮肤好。
我便去问妈妈，
“妈妈，你怀我的时候最想吃什么啊？”
妈妈：“我最想吃毓婷……”
人生就是笑一笑！
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妹子挺有自信的！
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本人幼师，小班。
又是认真工作的一天！
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戴好安全帽！
没看过瘾？明天见，拜拜啦
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